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Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 30, 2018


Greyhound

When you take the steel cage from a bottle of champagne and put it over the head of your cock and wilfully ram it into her pussy resembling a greyhounds muzzle

apparently, sally wasnt happy with his choice of $200 bottle of champagne last night so Stu banged the greyhound into her

by baggers October 5, 2017


Greyhound

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...

Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.

by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019


Greyhound

Metaphorically running headlong towards some objective; like a greyhound in a race.

When a colleague left his job, I knew it was the perfect opportunity to greyhound into learning something new.

by AnonForTheJokes March 12, 2020


Greyhound

Easily the most terrifying dog breed, the sight of one is deeply unsettling. They are always watching, and can run at up to 45 mph. Beware.

Dude, watch out, there’s a greyhound chasing you!

by Avocado.1211 August 4, 2024


GreyHound

A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)

Look at how good at the video game and anorexic he is, he must be a GreyHound.

by GreyhoundChinTickler September 21, 2018


Greyhound

Older inmates who have acquired respect within the offender subculture due to their track record and criminal history, both inside and outside the prison

Don't mess with Joe he's a real greyhound

by 3.8.18.9.19 November 10, 2014