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The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.
He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe
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a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!
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it means molly wants to have sex with you
“yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”
Throwed like a set of horseshoes at the family picnic
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Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
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With a semi erect penis fold the penis in half long ways and attempt to penetrate female vagina for double the pleasure.
Will not work if fully erect.
As soon as he performed the Horseshoe we heard a loud scream from the bedroom.
A campsite in Vermont that is ruled by Courtney, Nora, Molly, Hannah, and Lauren. When bitches and dicks decide to come for the weekend, they put them in place. There is a girl that camped there named "Stalker girl", and she stalks people. So watch out. Also, you don't wanna be caught rolling rocks down hills; results may very. Also, once a year the worlds most hottest guy visits, but his heat belongs to one person and once person only. It is a place where friendships are made along with enemies. One weekend there will change your life.
"I love horseshoe acres"
"Me too!"
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