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The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?"
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?"
Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!"
Guy 1: "You wanna bet?"
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?"
Guy 2: "No, what did he do?"
Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together."
Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up."
A sexual maneuver where you shove your entire arm, up to the shoulder blade, up someone's anal cavity and then flex.
I put her in the hospital with the Schwarzenegger Maneuver. She loved it!
To restart something with the the blind hope that doing so will fix whatever problem you're experiencing.
Person 1: Ugh. The latest cat photos won't load in this app!
Person 2: Dude, try the Wiese Maneuver.
Person 1: You're a genius. Killing and reopening the app fixed the problem. Let me buy you a beer.
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Person A: My dad has a heart arrhythmia and the doctors don't know what to do.
Person B: Tell them to try the Wiese Maneuver.
One week later…
Person A: The electrical cardioversion totally worked. That Wiese Maneuver is a real lifesaver.
The art of fingering some ones ass hole
Pulled a sweet Nash maneuver on some ones ass last night
When a man finishes, he shoots his load in to the girl's forhead. After doing this, he draws a line across the ladies forehead with his thumb, just like Rafiki (the monkey guy) did to Simba when he annoints him in the beginning of the movie Lion King. From here comes the name of the maneuver.
In shorter form u can also just call it Simba.
I finaly did the Simba maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday, now i'm finaly a man!
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To sneak up on a teenage girl from behind and grab her boobs and or ass.
My kids babysitter wasn't looking so I performed the Tillman maneuver on her.
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The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.
I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.
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