Eager purveyor of carnal services and/or peddler of animal pelts (e.g., that of the North Aleutian Sea Otter)
Just-Got-Dumped: "It’s just—sometimes I still think about Jen, ya know?"
Loyal friend: "She was a total skin merchant, brah."
A coined term used by anti-Feminist commentator, Marc Rudov, who descirbed "Merchant Maureen" is a synonym of a "gold digger".
"A merchant maureen is when a lady drops her anchor for a man's wallet in her own desires..."
— Marc Rudov, No Harmony Without Equality
Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.
Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."
an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.
I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.
A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.
Squeegee merchants infest inner london
HBO Boxing commentator who is usually drunk by the time the main event is on. He is biased as hell, but is a very funny and likable person. Many fans believe he is homosexual and his past commentarites sugges that he takes it up the ass!
Larry Merchant takes it up the ass!