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The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.
Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
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Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
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See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.
Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?
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a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...
A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.
most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic
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while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!
"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"
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Like phone sex, but with text messaging
"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."
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A new way of subtly communicating to people, often in the form of song lyrics, quotes, and other things you don't want to say directly to someone else but need to get across.
This girl I knew would always stalk my away messages, so I put one up about being out with my girlfriend so she'd leave me alone.
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Typing a text message on a apple iPhone touch screen using your penis.
iPeen Messaging, handsfree communication at your peen tip.
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