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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.
"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."
A very pale or light skinned child, who is much lighter than one or both parents.
My baby is so pale with blond hair and blue eyes, his father and I joke that he must be the Milkman's Baby.
it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow
have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?
Is i man who can produce milk in many was. There is a 90% chance that he has clapped your mother
AYO BRO, THE MILKMAN CLAPPED YOUR MOM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The mother died in child birth so the father became the milkman for the newborn.
A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.
Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.