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Some thing you make when you can’t fret over every egg
We’re making the mother-of-all-omelets here jack, can’t fret over every egg!
The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.
Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!
Euphemism for generically describing inane chatter in online community status updates.
I see Justin was makin' a sweet omelet this morning when his Facebook status told me that he was having a hard time picking out which sock color he was going to wear today. What a punter.
Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed
Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet
An alternative to "oh my god" (or OMG). Often used in forum posts, note the deliberate (or not) misspelling of 'omelet'. Sighted most recently on Woot.com's forum posts.
Omelets made great! I love your new t-shirt!
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A cheesy omelet that is great going down but kills later on - inside and out.
Nothing beats a good breakfast after a long night of drinking, but man, that ass-biting omelet is really coming back to haunt me now. I should have gotten pancakes.
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