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When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.
Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.
A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.
Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.
"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"
A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.
(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.
When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose
"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"
The act of holding a used condom outside of the front passenger side window while the passenger in the back has their head outside of the vehicle. Once the condom has expanded it will pop resulting in a facial for the passenger in the back.
Matt and I went for a cruise with Becky and Sam. Sam kept yelling out the window so I gave her an Atikokan Parachute.
When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.
Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.
A Pink Parachute occurs when two individuals engage in sodomy (gay or straight) and upon 'pulling out,' the inner wall of the anus visibly protrudes from the sphincter.
"I was banging this chick the other night and I gave her a Pink Parachute."