student pilot

someone learning to fly. aka, me.

Garett, what do you do?
Well, im a student pilot.

21 pilots

the incorrect spelling of twenty one pilots

if you say this to a fan of something there is a chance that you will be killed

"my favorite band is 21 pilots."
"boi do you want to die i will sEnd tyler joseph out on you and you wilL-"

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honda pilot

an expression used to compliment someone's energy level, completely unrelated to one of the most versatile vehicles around.Can also be used to describe one's level of efficiency in bed. Or just the car. Which is just as good

"Jeez, Wendy was amazing last night!"
"Really? How so?"
"She rode me like a Honda Pilot!"

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Bum Pilot

The name given to somebody with the ability to artfully navigate their way around the depths of anal space. To bravely go where no cock has gone before.

"Oh my God, look at Tom delve. Hes really earned his stripes here Will. Hardcore bum pilot. "

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Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

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Helicopter pilot

A man who has to carry his big balls of steel with a wheel barrow due to the fact that if his engine fails in flight he has one second to react correctly or his aircraft will suddenly fly with the aerodynamic capabilities of a soda machine.

I saw a Helicopter Pilot yesterday at the hardware store getting a larger wheel barrow for his balls because he had to start training students in R22s.

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Pilot Talk

The conversations, thoughts and/or ideas you speak about when you are high on marijuana.

Tony: "Man the world's so big ya know, like we're all our own people and shit"
Chris: "What the fuck are you talkin about bro? That's straight pilot talk right there."

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