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Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018


Wuhanic Plague

The preferred name of COVID-19.

Everyone is freaking out over the Wuhanic Plague

by Christopher Ray July 20, 2021

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The Hague Plague

A reference to the consistent cycle of sickness after returning from the The Hague International Model United Nations conference in the The Hague, Netherlands. The Hague Plague takes many forms (it varies from year-to-year), but it mostly entails stuffy nose, coughing, trouble sleeping, throat soreness, and a general feeling of internal death. While used by many of the delegates after THIMUN, it is mostly used by the schools from the United States.

Kristin got the Hague Plague.

Trace missed a week of school after getting the Hague Plague.

Kaelie missed ten quizzes and three tests because of the Hague Plague.

by Soccergy February 11, 2020


plague monkey

Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"

Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.

by Nixodemus April 14, 2007


the Black Plague

Much like Bieber Fever, this nasty disease is a term to describe the new sensation created by 13-year YouTube phenomenom, Rebecca Black and her hit single, "Friday". How such an utterly untalented little shithead like Rebecca Black can get a record deal is beyond me, but I suppose if Justin Bieber can get famous, then so can she.

Rebecca Black fan: Screw Bieber Fever, I've got the Black Plague!

by PJ Queen March 18, 2011

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Piggie Plague

A better and funnier name for the dreaded Swine Flu, or the H1N1 virus.

Mr. A: Watch out for the Piggie Plague!! AAARRGGH!!! It's got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! *doesn't die, just falls asleep*

by JargonJunkie November 6, 2009

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Plague Rat

A hardcore fan of the musician Emilie Autumn. Not to be confused with a Muffin, who is a less active fan of her music.
They can often be found wearing corsets, drinking tea, crafting, or "spreading the Plague" aka advertising Miss Autumn's music to the world.
The also refer to themselves as inmates in "The Asylum"

Emilie Autumn: What time is it, Muffins?
Just normal muffins/fans: ...?
Plague Rats: TEA TIME!

by AsylumInmate December 7, 2009

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