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Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.
It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
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-popo
Popo dislexia is affecting me now
Refers to the baton that a police officer (or popo) carry arround. usually used for beating people to the ground. In some parts of the world it is also used to refer to a man's genetailia.
"Yo dredz, why you got dem brusies on yo' face bruv?"
"Popo been hittin' me with tha Popo stick"
or
"What did you manz get up to las' night?"
"Me and nex' manz jeeves settle beef with a game of find a sausage in tha dark"
"Shiz, I hear he's got a mean Popo Stick"
"Word"
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A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).
Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!
Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!
Criminal 1: Okay.
Noun. These are the guys (read: popo) that will come after you if you try (and hopefully succeed in) fucking a mermaid. If caught, you'll be sent to Mer Popo Jail-- there's no place worse on earth/under the sea.
T-Pain wants us to believe him when he says he fucked a mermaid; we don't need his word, the mugshot taken by the Mer Popo says it all.
the act of following a police vehicle that is traveling at a velocity much higher than the posted speed limit, often on the freeway. In certain jurisdicitons, this creates a false sense of security in motorists, who fail to realize the second police vehicle coming up on him/her from behind. Tag, you're it.
Husband: We will get there faster if we follow the popo.
Wife: But sweetheart, we are already speeding!
Husband: He won't do anything so long as we stay behind him.
Wife: But sweetheart, there is another police officer behind us... and he wants us to pull over.
Police (5-0) assigned to child sex offender task force.
Dat CHOMO got swooped up by da CHOMO-POPO.
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