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Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!
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When your printer is not plugged in for a while, so every time you press print nothing happens. Then, one day, when it's plugged in again about 50 papers are printed, none of which you really needed.
"Where were you, you're 20 minutes late!"
"Sorry, I just plugged in the printer to print my paper, but I got major printer out spew."
When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.
Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).
A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.
JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER
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When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason
"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."
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All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only
Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer
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When the x-axis as default is mistakenly interprinted in a default connotation
Hey did I say Set as default printer or
sex as default printer?
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