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Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.

Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.

by Milt Alwin February 26, 2009

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Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

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High School Quarterback Syndrome

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.

#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense

by DaMacAttacc February 14, 2012

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all-time quarterback

A good band with a livelier sound than Death Cab For Cutie. (Same singer).

Sock Hop**
Plans Get Complex
Why I Cry
Underwater

Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's alternative project? Yea it's called All-Time Quarterback. Yea I still think that Death Cab is better.
(Catfight ensues)

by ReyZ March 28, 2004

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oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 8, 2005

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monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019

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Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.

After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"

by Netstryke416 February 10, 2010

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