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While doing a girl doggy style you take out your penis and ram into her ass causing her to sit up and throw her arms up and scream like a raptor.
"Hey, did you hear Adam gave Kelsie a sneaky raptor after prom?"
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Canada's lone NBA team. Not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it. Has some of the best fans in sports, but often is disrespected by both American and Canadian media members who couldn't find their ass with both hands. Finally rid themselves of the cancer known as Vince Carter. God's basketball team along with Syracuse.
"The Toronto Raptors are going to be contenders for the next decade. Book it."
"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."
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Long, ill-cared for grass where a person finds themselves at greater risk of being picked off by prehistoric predators. Although dinosaurs are technically extinct, it's a confirmed fact in nature that tall grass is more likely to conceal Cretaceous killers than lawn that is mowed once a month.
#1: "Dude, stay out of that raptor grass, you're going to get bit by a snake." #2: "Holy shit when was the last time you cut the grass? It looks like the Land Before Time out here."
To gain the lead by a decent amount and lose during third or fourth quarter, consistently every game.
Toronto Raptors have gained the lead by 20 after the second half. Final score 85-95, Toronto Raptors lose by 10. Pull a raptors
Omg we pull a raptors again. They've been doing this since 2004.
The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.
"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."
When you fuck something with three fingers in a claw like motion and make a dinosaur noise.
Amy did you just raptor fucked his drink?
"Yes I stuck three fingers in his drink.... Rawr"
Of the species of human girl that shows the following characteristics:
wears torn up jeans and combat boots
receding hairline
licks pimples
runs with arms extending behind the back
Sitings have been seen in Northwest Indiana as well as tropical areas of South America.
Upon the sight of a raptor girl, know that taunting it causes it to spit out generic insults, most commonly, "faggot."
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