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Ronis Ponis

Resident of the beavers dam
Gobbler of the fish
Duelist of the bears

Damn, that beaver is really quite the ronis ponis

by Ducksinoir June 22, 2022

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peep-a-roni

The double plural form of peep. Peep-a-roni can be used jokingly towards one person, however never to 2 or 3( as that's what 'peeps' is for). To use it in a serious matter, 'peep-a-ronis' must be used to a group of 4 or more people. In life threatening situations that don't include the zombie apocalypse, peep-a-roni is the most popular term used (especially by first responders). 'Peep-a-roni' is NEVER to be used in space, the term 'galacticbud-a-roni' will suffice.

Groups of four friends: "What's up B-dawg?"

B-dawg: "Oh nothing much peep-a-ronis"

Group of three friends: "Is that the newest thing all the cool kiddos are saying nowadays?"

B-dawg: *obtains a lost look in his eyes whilst putting on some shades* "Why yes. Yes they are." "Hey weren't there four of you?"

Group of three friends: "Oh he ran off to tell all the other peep-a-ronis what a did dang fantastic new word you explained to us"

B-dawg: *pulls of shades with one hand in a swift motion while maintaining a far away look in his eyes* "Well then, i guess i am the bomb diggity"

Everyone: *laughs loudly then jump up in the air to high five and freezed mid jump, forever inortalized hy the awesome power of the newfounded word.*

by B-dawg1424 December 29, 2016


Peppered roni

A smartass way to order pepperoni on a pizza, which in turn confuses your waiter.

How peppered are the roni's here, I enjoy a well peppered peppered roni. Or, what kind of pepper do you infuse your roni with at this establishment?

by Higgity rell May 22, 2015


rice a roni

Contextual insult in 3 layers:
i. implies the target is gay,
ii. presumes the target would be offended by that implication,
iii. refers indirectly to the city of San Francisco as home to both the food product "Rice-a-Roni" (according to their well-known 1970s ad campaigns in the USA) and a large, well-established homosexual community.

(This definition incorporates the example given by another contributor, to preserve the neutral observation of actual urban usage, in the event that the current votes to remove that definition are successful.)

Dude, drive your P.O.S. home and get some rice a roni.

by SFResident August 4, 2004

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Crack a roni

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.

Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.

by longhairordie February 22, 2012


Entice-a-roni

A sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. This is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date.

Steve: "My girlfriend is coming over, I'm gonna cook for her."

Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."

Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."

Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."

by DeathByBob September 28, 2009


Tony Roni

A redneck/white trash way of saying something is cool.

Redneck: Who’s lifted truck is parked in my driveway?
Guy: Ahh that’s mine.
Redneck: That’s Tony Roni brother.

by buildingconstructionworkerhyde October 8, 2021