scrape the roof

To have sexual intercourse.

Paul: Hey Peter what did you do over the weekend?
Peter: Aw man this girl shanaynay hellah wanted to scrape the roof with me, but i didnt.
Paul: Why?
Peter: That girl is a BEAST.
Paul: Peter yousa sukka.

tin roofing

giving head with braces

"dude never accept a tin roofing from a chick because it hurts like hell"

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Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.

I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

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Roof chicken

Name for cat in south east asia, when the cat is food.

tourist: Whats that meat on a stick?
Vendor: Roof chicken
Tourist: Roof chicken?
Vendor: mmiieeooowwww

tender roof

The result of eating or drinking something very hot causing the top of your mouth (roof) to become raw.

Damn that pizza was good. It was too hot though because it gave me tender roof.

Susan’s on the roof

Susan’s on the roof is a code word for “fart”that a girl named Brianna and Maddie came up with so if they have to fart and they want to say it without saying it, they say Susan’s on the roof. Susan’s on the roof,That’s when you have to fart,if Susan fell then you farted,if Susan dies then it stinks really bad.

Defined- Susan’s on the roof means “fart “

Brianna- Maddie Susan is on the roof !
Maddie- oh no everyone run!
Brianna-welp Susan fell!
Maddie-aiaiaia Susan died omg!

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Roof toys

Amenities (swimming pool, tennis court, wet bar, trees) corporations install on the roof of their office skyscraper to convince executives to spend even more of their time at the office.

I took the job at Initech instead, they have better roof toys.