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my seed

Pretty much like saying "My son" just a more vulgar way.

Ayeeeee. My seed, how's it going fam?

by Yo Daddy nigga June 17, 2017

88πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Man Seed

Male seamen or sperm.

Cover your eyes baby ! Im about to uncork and cover your belly with man seed !

by Tim McQuaig December 9, 2006

58πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


peers and seeds

In a torrent, peers are the people who are downloading and they are the people you share your files with.

The seeds are the people who are finished downloading, and they are the ones uploading the video so the peers have faster downloads.

peers and seeds:

peers: "ughh i need more seeds to download faster"
seeds: -currently uploading for the peers to download-

by patrick_star July 12, 2008

67πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Shock Seed

When a person is aroused or romantically attracted to lightning bolts or vegetation/plants.

Holy cow! That lightning bolt turned me on. It’s because i’m shock seed.

No one does me better than tulips in a garden.

by Tulip Luvr March 10, 2022


punkin seeds

A game. Played on halloween. Two men shove as many pumpkin seeds in their assholes as their brownpipes can hold. They then proceed to kick each other in the nuts ten times. Whoever holds the most seeds in their chocolate ass gutter wins!

I found 3 bloody seeds in my ass after punkin seeds with Rick. Yay, I win!

by Pooflake the Magic Dragon October 6, 2011


bad seed

Slang term for somebody with a genetic predisposition for bad behavior (and is potentially a bad influence on others).

The title of a 1954 novel by William March and of a 1955 play based on the book (and a 1956 film based on the play) about eight-year-old Rhoda Penmark, a girl who seems to have been born evil. Despite coming from a loving home, she is a sociopath who is willing to kill to get what she wants.

Rhoda Penmark, the original "bad seed", is a precocious con artist who uses her cute, innocent facade to manipulate adults to get what she wants. Her tricks don't work on other children, who can sense who she really is and avoid her.

It is implied heavily that Rhoda's behavior is genetic; her maternal grandmother was a serial killer who was executed for numerous poisonings. Rhoda's mother, who was adopted at a young age, has always sensed something wrong with her daughter and is suspicious when Rhoda is strangely nonchalant about her classmate's sudden, mysterious death.

by Lorelili July 12, 2011

107πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

by mikekais September 24, 2013