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If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.
Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."
Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."
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also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus
stop being a smarty cunt
ha ha smart cunt
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someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..
now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids
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someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.
Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!
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A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.
oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!
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(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.
(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!
Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
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