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A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.
Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.
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When you have a callus on the side of your thumb from lighting a lighter so often
Sam: doesn't it hurt to light your lighter so much?
Max: Naahh man I've got a smokers thumb
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The law of cause and effect as it applies to giving and receiving cigarettes to/from strangers without accepting payment. The act of giving a cigarette without payment karmically ensures you will also get a cigarette when you are in need, also for no payment.
Man: "Excuse me, may I buy a cigarette from you?"
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."
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to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. Since smoking suppresses your appetite, you will not go hungry. A smoker's lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.
-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?
-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.
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Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker
This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"
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When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.
One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.
When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.
Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.