Butt Socket

Synonym for ass hole.

My butt socket itches.

cream socket

When a girl has a fake eye, and a guy pops it out and ejaculates inside her eye socket.

Bill : "How did last night go?"
Nate: "Totally cream socket'ed that bitch"

Bill : " You blew it in her eye? SICK"

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plop socket

The anal sphincter.

The archbishop said to his nun, "I'd like to give your sister one up the plop socket, Sister Kate".

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Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

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Twat Socket

An insult used to replace douchebag, twat waffle, etc.

Infanticide Jessy is such a twat socket for believing adoption is teh debil.

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alpha socket

The alpha socket is the zone between being fully conscious and unconscious. You are conscious but the unconscious is in the foreground.

I took a hit and was in the alpha socket for quite a while.

Purportedly, Jimmi Hendrix was a master of moving into the alpha socket at will.

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Cock socket

A female. Much like a wall socket, they are only truly useful for one thing. cum dumpster

His wife is so stupid, she is a cock socket.

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