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Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019


Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022


Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean

“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 6, 2024


Street Squeegee

A low rider car that almost touches the ground

Hey man, your car is a total street squeegee!

by Momknowsall January 7, 2019


Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other

Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!

by Libbyjo January 25, 2019


Lil squeegee

Definitely a goat, only ones named Cameron can have this name.

Yo, it's Lil squeegee!

by Lil squeegee July 16, 2022