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To make progress on something in small increments. From the movie "What About Bob?"
Bob: I can't do that. It's too big!
Dr. Leo: Baby steps Bob. Baby steps.
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A guy who is not a blood relative therefore there is no risk of genetic mutations
Lucy is stuck in the sink cabinet and starts yelling for help. Ashton, her step bro, runs to the bathroom to see what all the yelling is about. He sees that his step sister is stuck, but in the position that she’s in, he notices that she’s got cake. Lucy was only wearing a blouse and short skirt with a very visible black lace thong. Ashton grabs her booty and massages it with his fingers. He then lowers the skirt, plays with the thong, and shoves his finger up her entering. Lucy lets out a loud yelp. “WhAt ArE yOu DoInG sTeP bRo?” She says. Ashton lowers her thong and starts playing with her clitoris with his left hand while jacking off with his right hand. Lucy is moaning in pleasure and suddenly, her insides feel like they exploded as her step bro pounds her. Lucy says in between her moans, “Did you use protection?” Ashton replies, “no risk of genetic mutation here” Ashton continues to pound her until the cabinet breaks and Lucy is now free.
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A Pervy boy who likes to watch his sister master bate. When she catches him he fucks her to keep her quiet. They are usually scrawny and have a finely trimmed bush
Girl: What are u doing Step Bro
Boy: I’ll do anything to keep you quiet.
30 minutes later
OHHHH GAAHD I FEEL IT IN MY STOMACH
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A colossal loser who marries your mom and is sweet at first but then will get increasingly abusive towards you. He doesn't see you as a human being. You are a constant reminder of another man's dick being inside his wife. The greatest obstacle between him and your mom having a beautiful life together. Reason for his every irritation and problem. A guy who will abuse you only emotionally if he is a coward and also physically if he is a loser.
He will seem like the nicest guy ever in front of the rest of the family. Like a hero and the greatest blessing for you and your mom. He will never show his dark side to anyone but you and your mom. Actually the though of someone knowing about his abusive behavior is the most terrifying thing in existence for him.
Also thank your mom who exchanged your childhood and healthy mental development for regular dick and payed checks.
But there will be a day when you will stand up to your loser step-father and it will be a moment of pleasure. At that moment you won. From there on things will never be as they used to be. Tables will turn slowly and you will end up freed from your loser step-father eventually.
My new step-dad is so nice. He buys me a lot of gifts and plays with me.
My step-dad no longer plays with me.
My step-dad yells at me sometimes. E.g. for not taking out the garbage.
My step-dad constantly remind me he pays for my food and living, despite the fact I'm in 7th grade.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to eat food that my mom cooks anymore. My mom has to buy me separate food.
My step-dad throws the garbage bags into my room. Then tells me to stop crying.
My step-dad constantly reminds me to go live with my real father.
My step-dad always yells at me why am I still here.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to go out.
My step-dad prevents me from going to the bathroom or clean my teeth or shower.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to move around the house or keep the light on in my room because he pays for the electricity.
Yesterday I started called my step-dad a motherfucker. I slammed doors. Threw thing at him. Told him I was here first. Told him he can go fuck himself and his rules.
My step-dad is afraid to say something to me. He bitches about me only to my mom.
I moved out out the house. I am no longer living with my step-dad.
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When your kid is being raised by a dancer after divorce
Crying shame kid gets stuck with the step-dancer. Oh I don't know karma is a bitch
God might bust a knee like Tonya Harding
Similar to "Step sis" or "step bro". Step manager in terms is a manager who indeed you want to bang.
Step manager!! I am stuck in the register. HELP!!
A step-father, step-mother, step-daughter, or step-son.
One thing we all agree on is that people are generally assholes. Some are just cruel assholes, some are spiteful assholes, and some are assholes because they are hurting inside.
The worst thing about being a step-child is having yet another authority figure in your life when you already feel that the two you were born with have let you down.
The worst thing about being a step-parent is having to care for a potentially hostile, emotionally damaged child who resents your mere presence.
Providing that neither the step-child or step-parent is 100% asshole, a bit of tolerance and mutual respect can often make for a really great relationship.
Things to remember -
"Your step child probably doesn't really hate you, they're just angry at life - and probably with good reason."
"Your step-parent probably isn't as big an asshole you make them out to be. They're never perfect because they're human - just like you."
A step-person can become a very valuable person in your life and much of that is often a choice you make yourself.
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