A sex position when, a girl stands on one foot and is fucked from behind and as she is about to ejaculate she screams "yee-haw" and you pull out, ejaculate on her back and scream as if you was a shotgun going off.
Girl: damn baby, yee-haw cowboy ;)
Guy: KAPOW
Girl: Ive never had a good Texan Flamingo before.
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An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.
Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.
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While "knocking it back" you stick your thumb in the girls ass.
Jared and Everitt gives the Big Texan to their bitches daily!!
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The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.
"He gave me the finger; I gave him the Texan Finger"
An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.
One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the βbottom buns meatβ into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the womanβs vagina.
Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.
When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan
When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.
"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"