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The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.
WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?
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An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.
Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.
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While "knocking it back" you stick your thumb in the girls ass.
Jared and Everitt gives the Big Texan to their bitches daily!!
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The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
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The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!
You get the rest...
Someone who knows how to cater. Write a menu. Run a restaurant and love their City!
Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.
An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.
One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.
Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.
The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.
"He gave me the finger; I gave him the Texan Finger"