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toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

by kittymao May 1, 2008

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Toad

Trump's Orange Aged Dick.

โ€œI lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels

Trump is a total Toad.

by TehLisa September 20, 2018

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Toad

A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.

Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.

by Godseystyle August 25, 2009

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toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

by kittymao May 1, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toad

A little Betch who says to you "YoUr pRincEsS iS in AnoTheR CastLe!" and he says that for another 6 castles until you finally reach the princess and you cry your waluigi pillow until you eventually want to die. Don't forget toads parents are brother and sister, thats why he is so fricking STUPID!!!!!!

"Man TOAD Sucks"

by xxxmemeboixxx December 14, 2018

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Toad

A person who always tries to make his opinion known and therefore constantly interrupts conversations.

This word has its origin in the world of mushrooms, because mushrooms also spread their spores everywhere. Toad is the mushroom in Mario Kart.

A: "Have you heard about the news in Australia?" B: "Oh yeah, that's terrible..." C: "Hi guys, I've been to Australia once and traveled around there!" A: "Oh Anna shut up, you are such a Toad!" B:"She's always toading about this topic."

How can you tell that someone is vegan? The person is toading around it all the time, such a Toad.

by Maximus_karutus January 1, 2022

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Toad

a sociopath, borderline idiot savant, who should not be allowed to work around human beings, ever.

This guy was such a toad they wrote him off "The Office," but he still wouldn't leave.

by the Professor from Podunk December 7, 2010

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