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A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
the insainly rare breed of tuba players. they're actually female, or at least appear to be. some pick the tuba for the attention, some (like me) choose it because it's fun to play and also to sneak up behind people with it and blast it on their head. these brave (or not so much) tuba players have to lug big ass tubas everywhere (damn you flute players), and in colder climates, deal with the mouthpiece being frozen to their mouths when playing, which goes for other instruments like the trumpet and such, but with the tuba it's more obvious. can also be used as an insult for a chick that farts a lot.
i'm a chick that plays the tuba, therefore my nickname is tuba girl. *sigh* in other news.....
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A fuba so fat , it makes a deep billowy tuba sound when it moves.
I tried to enjoy the movie, but his loose tuba fuba kept playing a wet sounding version of 'Tusk' by fleetwood mac.
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Quite similar to the Rusty Trombone with the following two changes: 1) the receivers cornhole is not to be licked but rather blown on/into with buzzy lips like a tuba player; and 2) the giver should wiggle their fingers on the receivers wang as if playing with tuba valves rather than stroking it like they're moving a trombone slide.
She was really drunk last night and I think she got bored with the rusty trombone I made her give me so she just started fiddling with it and making raspberries like a baby. It was my first Rusty Tuba from a woman!
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The Ruda Tuba - (rooda toobe a)
After fucking a chicks yatch hard (preferrably in the doggy position), you proceed to flip her on her back, grab her by the ankles, bend her knees to her chest, and make her queef. Repeat this maneuver by pumping her legs as if you were playing a tuba. "Ruda" is short for Rudimentary.
After I gave her a good old fashioned holiday rogering, I wailed on the ruda tuba.
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A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.
Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.
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The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.
Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.
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