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Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021


Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers

Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021


vandalence

A combination of vandalism and violence. Unruly behavior
exhibited during raucous celebrations and protests.

Vandalence associated with the G20 protest resulted
in 400 arrests--that's more than after the Lakers won
the NBA championship.

by goldandsilverowner June 27, 2010


Social Vandalism

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.

"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."

by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021


MANAV VANDAL

yeah so val? no but val? liek acc imagine having a 700 fps lapcock and still being s3 like that n all is liek hoonly but liek ask u tho? yeha but this clown literally is so gaia he acc just reaver no but krunker? yeha that n all is liek hoonly but imagine being so homogaia that ur phobis literally just ur bitch whos acc a cat whos gay oh so gaia oh yeah VAOIRGH yeha ns.

so basically manav vandal is just manav vandal

by PanduOIRGH September 9, 2022


Recycled Vandalism

A type of Vandalism that is so Badly and Poorly made its Funny, and, can be reused for satirical Purposes.

Tyler: Some kid drew all over my wallet, trying to fuck it up, but it looks really funny so i'm keeping it

Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism

by Jonathan347774 September 22, 2021


Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020