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Also known as playing with the cutter, playing the violin refers to the vicious motion of slicing ones wrists. Common violinists include emos, attention seekers and depressed people.
Hey David what are those cuts on your wrist? Have you been playing the violin?
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The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.
I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/
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Someone that has such an annoying voice that is sounds like they're having sex with a violin.
I get it, mate. You're annoyed. But if you wouldn't be such a violin fucker, maybe people would stop giving you shit all of the time.
**TW: self-harm**
Another way of saying you will "slit your wrist". To understand, hold a "playing the violin" position with your arms/hands. Now, picture the position without the violin and instead of the bow used to play the instrument, picture yourself holding something sharp with the other hand.
This saying was created after watching a scene from the movie, "Gerald's Game" where the main character "Jessie" cuts an incision up "her wrist and into her palm, then forcing her hand down through the cuff as the skin peels upward like a latex glove coming off."
when you've been so used to saying "I want to kill myself" (which might worry whoever you're talking to), you can instead say "I want to play the violin" or "I'm gonna go play the violin"
when you see something that makes you want to commit death, you'd say "This makes me want to play the violin"
The term for beating your meat or masturbating
Will: I was stringing the violin last night when my mom walked in on me!
David: Wow, you dumbass
The worst creation of humanity.
Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!