bog watcher

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

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cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

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Whale Watcher

One who enjoys seeing girls in low-rise jeans with the top of her thong showing along the small of her back.

You know it seems like only a few of these people can actually speak eng..... Whoah! Check out the whale tail on that chick! That didn't happen on accident.

You're a hopeless whale watcher!

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Screen Watcher

That little cheap ass bitch that watches other peoples' screens just to win a game when your at a friends house.

"Dude your little brother is such a screen watcher when we play halo!"

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log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

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wall watchers

set of tits so floppy they lay to the sides when a woman is on her back. the nipples face the walls; hence, wall watchers.

Lisa's got a set of wall watchers on her, doesn't she!

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Porn watcher

someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole

me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?