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While Doing Doggy Style tape three knifes to your knuckles and then stab them into her thighs.
Yesterday I angry wolverine'd Wendy's thighs as she screamed in pain.
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A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:
-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
"YEAH MAN! GO BLUE!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Wolverine"
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When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.
Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).
Difficulty: 8.5/10
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
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The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.
Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"
A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.
Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.
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Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise.
"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"
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