woodland critter christmas

hail satan!

its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!

The Woodlands preparatory school

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.

Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

Literally everyone: frfr

The Woodlands Prepatory School

It's basically the school you go to if you don't get into John Cooper. And then everyone tries each year to get into John Cooper again. Even the kids of the owner go to The John Cooper School. It's a small school so everyone knows everything but you get a lot of one on one time with teachers, and if you're shy you can only have max 5 friends anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Welcome to The Woodlands Prepatory School! You didn't get into Cooper either?

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South Woodland Hills

One of the quieter, more peaceful, original villages of Kingwood, TX.

I moved to Kingwood and we found our own little castle in South Woodland Hills.

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chillin with the woodland fairies

smokin weed..n chillin

Yeeahh man, I was chillin with the woodland fairies..lol

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woodland sticky hands

when your enjoying a hike through the wilderness, and happen to spot an exceptionally attractive member of the female sex, you proceed to take their hands and apply them to wet sap excreting from a nearby tree, thusly rendering them immobile, and allowing you to have your way with this female.

"your hot lets fuck"|
"ew no"
(man finds wet sap and applies the woodland sticky hands technique)
"take it all"

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Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart

It is an all girls school for HIGHLY intelligent girls. They are not lesbians. When a boy is in their presence, they actually freak out and immediately fall in love because the are never around them. If you walk into their school, you might see their hair messy, no make-up, smelly breathe and hairy legs. This is because their is no one for them to impress, unless they have a thing for their male teacher..

Wow, I just proposed to a smart, beautiful, Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart girl.

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