espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

Espresso Drinker

An insulting term for liberals, like how Brits are "Tea Drinkers" Liberals are "Espresso Drinkers"

"Nathaniel is a dirty espresso drinker!"

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

Espresso Frappe

When she shits in a cup and you also cum in the cup and mix it up (blender is suggested) and you pour it on her vagina and slurp it off.

Guuuuuuuuuurl, i wanna do a espresso frappe on yo ass.

Mr Espresso

A description for a man who makes you hot and high. He gives you a huge head rush better than any type of caffeine.

There's my Mr Espresso!