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The number of years older than you a porn star really is, even though she may be your exact same age.
The math works like this:
1 year in porn = 5 years additional age.
So, for example, a person who is 33 and has been in porn for 9 years is really 33 + (9*5) = 78.
Me and the star of "Ass Angels" are both the same age, 33, but in doggystyle years, she's really 78.
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To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.
New Years is every politician's favorite sex act.
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13-14 year old Little kids that think they can do what they like just because they’re in the top of lower school.
They’re all slags and the year 11s will try and get with em because they know they will do whatever the say.
Last year you can mess around and do whatever before you go through two stressful years.
Year 11: are you getting with that year 9 girl
Year 11 2: yup she’s proper fit and she does whatever I tell her
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Used to describe a very long passing of time.
I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.
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Students in Year 11 are in their final year in secondary school. Some schools have sixth form so some year 11's will stay until they're 18
Year 11's have to work their asses off. With exams, gcses and other stressful crap. Some year 11's are really cocky because they're the top of the school, whilst other year 11's are chill and just enjoy their last year in secondary school.
Year 7, 8, 9 and 10 look up to year 11's as they must set an example to the rest of the school.
Year 11's are known for picking on the younger years (year 7 and 8) and smoking during school.
Example 1:
Year 11 dude1: Fancy a fag m8?
Year 11 dude2: Sure, lets do it behind that tree over there
Example 2:
Year 11: Awh m8 look at those puny lil kids walking around like they own the joint.
Year 11#2: Yea dude, the younger years piss me off. They're too small and cocky. Grow up you lil rats!
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Those later years when you are always tired, your hair is falling out, your vision is failing and you can’t fuck.
The golden years have come at last, the golden years can kiss my ass.
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The reason for all the birthdays in September.
I have about 10 new years baby friends.
They're all born in September
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