Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

thirty fine

When you re expected to have a mid life crisis, but you are doing just fine.

She knew they were expecting her to melt down over turning thirty five, but she was determined to show them she was thirty fine.

shit thirty

The time your body instinctively needs to take a crap

Every morning at shit thirty, it is time to visit the toilet.

Dirty thirty

A thirty pack of beer! Ususally Keystone!

Hey man we drank a dirty thirty! Right On.

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midnight-thirty

Half-past midnight. Similar to noon-thrity.

"Man, it's already midnight-thirty, I have a midterm in 7 1/2 half hours!"

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pool-thirty

The approximate time of day at which everyone needs to be at the pool.

Look at the time, its pool-thirty!

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couch thirty

Almost like beer thirty, except it's the bitter sweet time of day where you and your couch hang out just before you hit the sack.

Couch thirty comes after beer thirty, but before bed thirty.

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