Eatin Aint Cheatin

To preform oral sex on a woman and have it not be considered cheating.

Man i got F&*@^d up last night and went down on that girl my girlfriends going to be so pissed.
Friend: Dont worry dude Eatin Aint Cheatin!!

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bitches aint shit

Jada aka _is_.is._jada_

Jada is the meaning of bitches aint shit

fit aint broke

when the fit aint broke,when you cant sacrifice something and say this instead

big hobo:spare change sir?
joe fixit: na sorry boss, fit aint broke

gay aint ya

Some one who is borderline gay or a space invader

Splinter are you still gay aint ya

These hoes aint loyal

When a girl (bitch) aint loyal to her man cause he aint as rich or loyal as the other guy

Girl: Ughh babe get me a glass Im thirsty

Guy 1: Um wait for sec (searches wallet)
Girl: I Gotta leave

Guy 2: (Makes it rain)
Girl:Oh myyyyy so much

Guy 1: wait I found my wallet
Girl: sorry I already found mines

"These hoes aint loyal"

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u aint beyonce

this phase is used to enourage others to fb, rt, or like somebody's post because sometimes people be acting like they famous and dont wanna interact witchu because they dont wanna come off as thirsty. this person is being compared to beyonce because she is known to follow zero people on instagram and barely interacts with people on twitter, MUCH less instagram

"why you following zero people on instagram stop tryna be beyonce"
"follow me back u aint beyonce"

aint got no gas in it

When your vehicle won't start and the issue is unknown.

Shitfuck #1: I don't know why my civic won't start.
Shitfuck #2: I know what's wrong with it, aint got no gas in it.