Amish Threesome

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.

My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!

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Awe-Threesome

Awe-threesomes are when you and two other besties of yours cuddle up to watch a scary movie, anime, or a funny. No homo. Everything is normal in the day of friendship. You have fun, and dont give a care what people think about you. Because you are amazing.

Me and my besties had some awe-threesomes last night.

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Farmyard Threesome

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"

A Nugget Threesome

A threesome involving a car, a camera and a man.

Where are you going?
I'm off to get the Kodak and my Ka for a Nugget Threesome.

Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome. Instead of two guys and one girl, there are three guys (which is universally regarded as heaven).

Jackson: I'm going to have a threesome with Joe and Jason.
Margaret: I'm so jealous! You're going to heaven in a Heavens Threesome!

* Chorus of Angels begin singing from the sky *

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Lunch Threesome

A lunch date with three people

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”

threesomable

word describing a girl who is not cute on her own, but will do if she is accompanied by another female to the bedroom.

dan(man1)-would you hit that man?
bitzz(man2)-nah, she is kinda chunky, but if you throw in her friend shes for sure threesomable.

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