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Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Example sentence:
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:
"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
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also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.
to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.
ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers
ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.
ghost 1: bro, you're right
ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...
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also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.
also a great advice.
many variations exist, like:
"check yourself before you wreck yourself"
or the more correct version of this one :
"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"
example 1.
ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"
ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"
ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"
ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:
online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"
online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
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He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!
jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.
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Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
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A pussy, cooter, vagina, ham wallet
"So did you return the favor and eat her thy pie?"