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1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"
"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."
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Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
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one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
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Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.
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A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.
*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...
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A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.
You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.
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Someone who is a handful, but extremely amusing and a pleasure to be around. One of your most off the rail friends- but you're thankful for them and know it will never be a boring night with them. You never know what kind of adventures you’re going to be taking together but you always know it will be a night to remember. (Or not remember)
Kayla is a hot ticket. I will never have a boring night without her no matter where we go. Its always a surprise with her