Pink Carpet Tile

A woman's vagina that is covered by a small, trimed patch of pubic hair. Refered to carpet tiles used in offices and the short pile carpet they are covered in.

Darling, when do you want me to lick your pink carpet tile!

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terracotta tile roof

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.

My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.

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log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

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tile set

A rare, strange and disgusting type of porn.

Fucking hell Pete, stop looking at tile sets and do some fucking work.

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let's get tiled

getting drunk; fucked up; so messed up it's like trying to walk on slippery tiled floors

yo, you tryna drink tonight? Let's get tiled!

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count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

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To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts