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The universal excuse when you feel like shit
"Wtf is wrong with you today?" "I'm tired"
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Motorcyclist that never gets off interstates or major state or Federal highways. Complains loudly to fellow bikers if any side trip is proposed or considered. Usually a novice biker that will end the hobby soon. Very unpleasant to ride with.
The pack finally realized that Kyle was a "square tire" and told him they would meet back up with him in the Davenport/Moline area
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A person who has a constantly changing and open sexuality.
Jamie- "Have you met Terry's new boyfriend?"
Matt- "I didn't know he was gay."
Jamie- "Oh, he's not. He's just a tire swing. He swings whatever way the wind blows him."
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A state of mind that precursors a mentally delusional state but sequels a mentally exhausted state. The conditions for entering a "sexy tired" state may differ between genders but occur most frequently after long work days or after extensive physical and mental activity to the point of or surpassing exhaustion. Sleep deprivation is a common cause of "sexy tired" phases in young women while inebriation is the most common cause in young and mature men. While in this mental state there is significant change in motor skills and speech patterns. A somewhat flirtatious persona is accompanied by suggestive jokes or suggestively themed topics followed by phrases not commonly said by the person being affected. This mental state is most easily attained during late hours mostly observed passing midnight and lasts in short time periods, no more than a few hours.
Did you notice how sexy tired Michael was last night?
Yea, after every joke he would turn and wink at me.
Me too! Even after the non-sexual jokes. Once it was time to go and he finished his Guinness he was back to normal. I doubt he'll remember tomorrow though.
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fondling the male scrotum during intercourse
Verb: Chaining the Tires
Benny: I am feeling horney but there isn't enough time for us to fuck
Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!
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A generic answer for when someone asks if you're ok and you're really not, but you don't want to explain it.
"Are you ok?"
(wiping away tears) "Yeah, I'm tired."
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Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.
I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.
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