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The Dirty Murray is to send a snap to someone else’s girlfriend of you wanking in the bath in an attempt to procure her.
Oh no I’ve just received a Dirty Murray :/
a rare condition where a lush full head of hair surrounds the sphincter. Similar to the type of hair shown on hair growth commercials, but around the butthole, so it's probably never been seen on network Television.
Sandra had fine closely cropped hair on the top of her head, but she was a busy executive. That was all the time she could manage for grooming, so when Steve peeled off her bloomers, he was greeted with a furry murray that triggered his gag reflex.
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5 sisters with the last name of murray, they tend to be extremely hot, very fun, and very kind.
"Damn, look at that girl!"
"She must be a Murray girl."
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To be mistaken as an actual threat while in costume and being erroneously killed. As in the movie Zombieland.
While dressed as a cop, to scare his felon friend, he was Bill Murrayed by mistake.
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A victim that was taken off the streets of moredun by the YIC gang, abused by 15 bottles, And made to run around the inch park in Edinburgh with a slashed bike tire, This was all a scheme organised by his mum to get donation money.
Me: "Did you hear what happened to Marley's wee brother Sonni Murray yesterday"
Mate: "Aye that was funny as fuck I shat myself"
When someone says or does something stupid
“Yo did you spend out of your savings for that?”
“Yeah, why?”
Fucking Murray Moment bro
A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.
The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"
Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"
Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"