Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place

One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!

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Butcher’s Glove

The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.

“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “

“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.

That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

butchers off

To try really hard to achieve something, only to be thwarted at the last second or by the smallest increment.

Guy 1: OMG!!! i was on 24 kills!
Guy 2: You were Butchers Off a Nuke mate!

lingo butchering

Lingo butchering is where you pick up on a person's personal lingo and overuse it and try to make it seem like it's your own.

Tim 09.13: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty,
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**

butchers necklace

Fingers like a butcher's necklace

Butchers necklace Someone who has fat fingers resembling a chain of sausages worn by a proud butcher , youve got fingers like a "(butchers) necklace"

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