Lamp

Synonym for "sex."

Jackie and I had some hot, sweet lamp last night.

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lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

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lamp

Similiar to LMAO.
An acronym standing for: Laugh At My Pineapple.
An adaption from the commonly misspelled LMAO as LMAP.

Person 1: Dude, that was so funny!
Person 2: I know! I LAMPed!

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Lamp

A unit of measurement to measure the size of ones penis
the conversion is 1 Lamp = 5 inches of dick, therefore Vagina = negative lamps (aka "a lounge")

"Wow i met this guy he had 2 lamps"
"That's huge!"

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Lamping

Established in the USA in mid July of 2011, Lamping has become the latest trend. Initially started to mock "planking," it has become a fad all on its own.

Planking consist of simply placing a lamp shade on your head, effectively covering your head and face, and positioning yourself in an unusual place, where lamps normally wouldnt be placed. Like planking, lamping has become very competitive amongst creative individuals with too much time on their hands, while also becoming a concern to some who believe it will become just as dangerous as planking. Love it or hate it, lamping will take over FB for a couple months or so.

"I was bored and decided to have a lamping war on FB"

"I decided to lamp on the toilet today."

"I'm trying to get my dog to lamp"

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lamp

the epitome of cool
to be lamp is similar to rocking the casbah

Adj.dude that shit is lamp.

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lamping

to go down a field with a really strong lamp. and a dog. and you look for rabbits. that the dog kills.
From Ireland

Saturday night, Mark went lamping with his homies and their da but they didn't catch any rabbits.

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