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(n). Synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. The type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.
Wife: "Hey, Cletus! You 'unna stop 'n pick up that possum on the side 'a the road, there?"
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."
The correct way of spelling that guys name from Pokemon
Ash Ketchup threw out Pickachu!
a drink enjoyed by many idiotic youtubers
ketchup sauce is Aquatic Toast's favorite drink to drink
The clearish red substance that exits the ketchup bottle if the bottle is not shaken. This substance is sweat from the tomatoes being kept in such close quarters, and often ruins hamburgers.
Bitchy customer- "Ummm, WAITER! This ketchup bottle just leaked watery stuff onto my sandwich. I want a new meal"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"
(5 minutes later)
Waiter- "How does it taste...?"
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Hot sauce generally too spicy for the young 'uns.
Hey Billy Bob, these wings are for whimps. Pass me the adult ketchup.
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When you put too much ketchup in your plate and can't finish it.
I suffered Ketchup Overdose.
The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.
Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.