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Ben Simmons

a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins

Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.

by thephillygoat November 29, 2017

50👍 56👎


Simmons Hacks

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

3👍 1👎


Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.

Nolan Simmons is so dumb

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

5👍 2👎


drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani

that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons”

by daddydrew777 August 4, 2017


Adrian Simmons

A man who is often regarded to be the pinnacle
of human evolution.This person is often a male in his mid 40s,is bald and has a bright ruby red complection.He is often viewed as omnisient and knows more than people thinks he knows.Also he absolutely dislikes milk and cannot pronounce people's name properly despite being well aware that he is pronuoncing them incorrectly.

Tom:Hey Boi,why can't that guy say my name properly?
Boi:Dude!,he's an Adrian Simmons.

by Yourebiggay December 19, 2019


matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 2, 2021


simmons sip

when you ask for a sip of someone’s drink and down it

can i have some of your drink
“yeah just don’t simmons sip it”

by helpihavebeenimpaled September 28, 2021