midnight oil

one who works the night shift

its 2am ,time to burn the midnight oil

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snake oil

comes from the 19th-century American practice of selling cure-all elixirs in traveling medicine shows. Snake oil salesmen would falsely claim that the potions would cure any ailments. now-a-days it refers to fake products.

"why did you buy that snake oil? it does absolutely nothing!"

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oil checked

to stick a finger in someones ass.

dude she was so hot untill she oil checked me .

essential oils

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

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Oiling the wood

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant

last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood

Lamp oil

Something used fuel lamps and to be sold

Lamp oil rope bombs you want it? It yours my friend as long as you have enough rupies

tuna oil

The actual funk juice of a non hygienic vagina.

She was sitting at the bar with the stench of tuna oil in the air. The bar keep politely ask the patron to leave because it was a steak house and they didn't sell seafood.