yoda

Slang term ;Wrinkled old coffin dodger usualy found at the front of any given queue when you are already running late.

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yoda

a small green piece of yoda(crap).Smells very bad and sits in the toilet.Gets all they ladies.Even the enochs.

Yoda sat in the toilet so i flushed him.He stole my GF and ruined my life.I hate you Yoda.

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yoda

An uncircumsized tubesteak that has lots of flappy skin covering the head.

T.W.'s yoda felt so weird in my cumdumpster...the skin kept clapping together while he was thrusting.

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Yoda

A pimp/Drug-Supplier/Midget that supplies the rebels with "the goods" he has a disease which causes him to talk like a retard, he hides out on his home planet of dagobah away from the pigs so he doesn't get arrested.

Anakin: Jar-Jar have you seen Yoda?
Jar-Jar: Meesah saw him hiding from the pigs on Dagobah Fo' Sho'
*Rings yoda*
Yoda: Want the goods do you young Jedi?

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yoda

Yoda was NOT the most powerful jedi ever. Luke was, then yoda.

Just 140 days till revenge of the sith.

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yoda

a little peice of shit

a pieace of shit that has nasty old hairs growing.

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yoda

my cousin mike's girlfriend jessica

we call mike's girlfriend jess yoda!

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