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Two people
Parrot
Lighter
Pinto Beans
One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.
Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!
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A man or woman who gets toast and shoves it on their significant others rectoral area
You wanna come over later, maybe do some of the toasty bustier?
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when a group of really awesome people gets together and gets super blazed on a tuesday
M: hey you ready to get biz-aked on tuesday?
L: YEAH! I LOVE TOASTY TUESDAYS!
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A Toasty Depot is when you set your old friend on fire at a home depot because they were being an asshole
BF: "Im gonna give jerry a Toasty Depot for being an asshole online to my friend" *gets out the gasoline*
A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex!
Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie!
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Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)
Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?
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I asked Katie to show me her tits and man her toasty browns were huge.
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