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Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.
noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.
verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
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A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.
Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.
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The brown hoop left around ones wrist after dishing out an anal fisting.
After punishing Marc's bumhole with my fist, I was left with a toffee bracelet.
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Excrement uncleared from the hairs around the anus, being rolled into a small pea of poo.
I wanted to eat her, but when I went down I found a hairy toffee
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A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.
HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.
When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.
Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.
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A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.
The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.
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