Tunnel Toke

A Marijauna toke inhaled at the very moment before entering a tunnel while highway driving. One must hold the toke for the duration of the tunnel. All participating passengers must begin their tokage before submerging oneself into fully covered section of the tunnel. Whoever proeceds to hold the toke for the longest amount of time, wins.

dude 1: YO TUNNEL TOKE TUNNEL TOKE TUNNEL TOKE

dude 2: YEA MAN TUNNEL TOKE, PEE A BEE, PEE A PHAT BEE. PEE A PEE BEE!!
dude 1: SHE'S COMIN UP ON US QUICK, GRAB A LIGHTER.
dude 2: DUDE WHERE'S MY LIGHTER
--Lighter lady interludes--
Lightlader: Is this what you're looking for?
dudes 1 & 2: YEA THANKS LIGHTER LADY!!
LIGHTER LADY: Any time boys.

Dude 2: Man are you still holding it?

--silence--
* tunnel ends*

Dude 1: I win.

folk toke

The act of smoking marijuana with ones parents or guardians. Great bonding experience
extremely trippy

Jake: man, i might go home for a folk toke
Benji: lucky asshole

Morgan toke

When someone who claims to be a stoner or smoker smokes but doesn't actually inhale properly only pulling it into their mouth and not their lungs. They will insist that they do properly inhale but they do not.

Person 1: I saw this asian guy at the train station today and he morgan toked an entire cigarette not properly inhaling one toke!

Person 2: What a fucking waste. To be fair it might have been sterling rolling tobacco and that shits vile.

Toke poser

Someone who has smoked weed very little and brags about it or brags about his/hers high all the time

Luke shut the fuck up your a toke poser

Toke and Roll

When a person shows up at a party or any situation to smoke weed and then leave shortly after. Usually because of curfew or living in a sketchy town where parties are busted almost as soon as they're started.

"Dude Bob came to the party last night and just toke and rolled. Fuck Coppell parties."

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Popper Toke

A Canadian term (possibly originated in London, Ontario) used to refer to A bong hit of popper (a mixture of marijuana and tobacco)

takes popper toke .... Coughs... coughs damn that was a fat popper toke

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Boker Toke

Wake and bake:

In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".

Rothstein: Boker toke tomorrow?
Goldberg: Can't man, I got my cousin's bar mitzvah.

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