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A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.
“How did Zach break his tailbone”
“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”
Tom cruise is a great, though very odd actor. Movie fans have made him a very controvertial actor. Even though I don't agree with his ideals, that does not change the fact he is a great actor, starring in films like "Risky Business," Mission Impossible," and "Top Gun."
Tom cruise filmography
Mission: Impossible III (2006) (post-production) .... Ethan Hunt
... aka M:I-3 (USA: promotional abbreviation)
War of the Worlds (2005) .... Ray Ferrier
Collateral (2004) .... Vincent
The Last Samurai (2003) .... Nathan Algren
... aka The Last Samurai: Bushidou (USA: poster title)
Minority Report (2002) .... Chief John Anderton
Vanilla Sky (2001) .... David Aames
Mission: Impossible II (2000) .... Ethan Hunt
... aka M:I-2 (USA: DVD box title (promotional abbreviation))
... aka Mission: Impossible II (Germany)
Magnolia (1999) .... Frank T.J. Mackey
... aka mag-no'li-a (USA: promotional title)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) .... Dr. William 'Bill' Harford
... aka EWS (USA: promotional abbreviation)
"3rd Rock from the Sun"
... aka 3rd Rock (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka Life As We Know It
- Dick and the Other Guy (1998) TV Episode .... Guy on couch
"The Magic School Bus"
... aka Scholastic's The Magic School Bus (USA: complete title)
- Goes Cell-ular (1997) TV Episode .... Show Host
Jerry Maguire (1996) .... Jerry Maguire
Mission: Impossible (1996) .... Ethan Hunt
... aka Mission Impossible
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) .... Lestat de Lioncourt
... aka Interview with the Vampire (USA: short title)
The Firm (1993) .... Mitch McDeere
A Few Good Men (1992) .... Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Far and Away (1992) .... Joseph Donnelly
"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson"
... aka The Best of Carson (USA: rerun title)
- Episode dated 5 July 1990 (1990) TV Episode
Days of Thunder (1990) .... Cole Trickle
Born on the Fourth of July (1989) .... Ron Kovic
Rain Man (1988) .... Charlie Babbitt
Young Guns (1988) (uncredited) .... Cowboy
Cocktail (1988) .... Brian Flanagan
The Color of Money (1986) .... Vincent Lauria
Top Gun (1986) .... Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell
Legend (1985) .... Jack
... aka Legend: Ultimate Edition (USA: reissue title (video title))
All the Right Moves (1983) .... Stefen Djordjevic
... aka All Right
Risky Business (1983) .... Joel Goodsen
Losin' It (1983) .... Woody
The Outsiders (1983) .... Steve Randle
Taps (1981) .... David Shawn
... aka The Siege at Bunker Hill: T.A.P.S (UK: TV title)
Endless Love (1981) .... Billy
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A stupid hot guy who is stupid enough to believe in the stupid scientology thing and....convert Katie his poor unsuspecting to be wife.
gawd i hate that stupid tom cruise
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Someone who, even though they are headin for the top, ballin', comin' up, whateva, does inexplicable and unwarranted (usually flamboyant) things to give themselves a good screwing-over.
Man, T.O. really Tom Cruised himself with that Cowboys Star stunt, expecting to be on the fans good side when he signed with them.
Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
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A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.
Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"
Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"
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An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).
Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.
Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"
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The fuckin best actor of the last 20 years, with such great movies as TAPS, Top Gun, Minority Report, Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, and War of the Worlds. Has recently been flamed for being in love with the beautiful Katie Holmes (HE ISNT GAY) and practicing a relion other than Christianity......SO WHAT! Catholicism is a disease.
Steven Spielberg likes to have Tom Cruise star in his recent blockbusters.
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